I put my face close to the cocky's and gave it a look.

'Don't be scared, you poor little thing,' the look said. 'I want to help you.'

'Rack off,' said the cocky.

The last thing Rowena wants in her life right now is a cockatoo with a crook temper.

She's got enough problems of her own.

For a start, she's just splattered two hundred grown-ups with jelly and custard.

But a crazy cockatoo, Ro discovers, can be just the friend she needs...

The hilarious and heartwarming sequel to Blabber Mouth.